10 Summer Pickup Lines To Never Use

If you’re not afraid of making a fool of yourself in front of a cute stranger, here are a few warm-weather-appropriate pickup lines to try this summer.

Use at your own risk.

1. At the beach: “Need some help with that sunscreen?”

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2. At the ballpark: “Can I get your jersey? You know, your name and number.”

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3. On a hot day: “Is it hot out here or is it just you?”

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4. When you’re wearing sunglasses: “Ignore the Ray-Bans. There’s nothing shade-y about me.”

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5. When they’re not wearing sunglasses: “Your eyes are bluer than the ocean. And, baby, I’m lost at sea.”

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6. On another hot day: “You’re so hot your name must be Summer.”

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7. At the beach: “I was looking for treasure and I think I just found some.”

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8. At a campground: “Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”

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9. By the water: “Your name must be Ariel. We were mermaid for each other.”

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10. When you’re collecting conch shells: “Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.”

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What’s your favourite summer pickup line?

 

Sources:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/budlightlime/10-pick-up-lines-you-can-only-use-in-summertime?utm_term=.ttzVK5NLM#.clelBOEmK
https://pickupline.net/situational-pick-up-lines/poolside-beach-pick-up-lines/
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/pickup-lines.html
http://thoughtcatalog.com/erica-natalia/2014/06/35-pickup-lines-that-ive-graded-for-your-convenience/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/29062360070089987/
http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/yournamepickuplines.html