There are a lot of bad pickup lines out there. And while we won’t pretend the following ones aren’t cheesy — they definitely are — these classic one-liners always make us smile.
It doesn’t matter if you’re on a new dating app or a trusted Asian dating site, steer clear of “dirty” pickup lines — especially if you want to make it through the night without a knee to the groin and handprint on your cheek.
10 funny pickup lines we love:
1. Cutest way to ask for a number: “Can I borrow your phone number? I’ve forgotten mine.”
2. Boldest way to break the ice: “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
3. Literal “break the ice” line: “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”
4. For Anchorman fans: “I don’t know how to put this, but…I’m kind of a big deal.”
5. Remember this one from high school? “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
6. For the well-dressed: “Like my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend material.”
7. Play psychic: “You look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
8. Channel Brad Pitt, circa Thelma and Louise: “I might be an outlaw, darling, but you’re the one stealing my heart.”
9. After introductions: “I like your last name. Can I have it?”
10. Or keep it honest: “You’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line.”
Have you ever had success with a pickup line?